pynk skye goes over the edge

so i have the most random questions:

- how does traffic begin? are there like 4 people who decide to just drive at the slowest pace and blow everyone's lives?

- can a chicken whistle?

- did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? where did he keep them?

- do giraffe's get sore throats? and can elephants sneeze?

- at the movies, which arm rest is yours?

- have you even seen a deceased person with braces?

- is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full?

- are mattresses ever NOT on sale?

- what do you do when an endangered animal is eating an endangered plant?

- how come self check out lines always mess up and most of time there's a cashier waiting for it to mess up. why not save money and keep the old registers?

- why can't you never get your white shirts white after you wash them no matter how much bleach you throw in there?

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now things i can't stand:

- when you wash your car and it rains the next day.

- when people point to their watch when they ask you what time it is. i certainly don't point to my p-zone when i ask where's the bathroom!

- your gas just never seems to go as far as it used to back when it was cheap.

- acid reflux [yup, cuz i got it]

- when products say new && improved. if its new then how is it improved?

- bad hair days

- when someone cuts you off on the beltway. 1. they're from another state and 2. they drive so as hell.

- when you load pics on facebook and then an error occurs so they dont save. lol

- gaining weight.

- repeats on tv, when you've already watched it like 3 times.

- when mtv shows ANTM marathons from like the 1st season. show something a little more up to date please.

- that gymnasts have the worst technique ever. but they can tumble their little muscle butts off. [go shawn johnson]

- sophomore slum cd's.

- going to interviews for a job, but its not at the same place you want to work [example - i have an interview for bank of america in greenbelt, however the branch i plan on working at is 5 minutes up the street] wth.
ok. thats all. im done ranting. coming back down from the clouds.