olympics

[now thats a gold medal biiiiitch]




so. im watching the olympics and i notice this...


why do black people only win in running?
what motivates black people to run so fast?
why are only the black people wearing sunglasses when they run?
AND why do we always showboat more than others when we win?
am i being racist?

p.s congrats phelps for making a new record.

p.s.s
how in the hell did ping pong make the olympics, but dance isn't??